Is your teacher a monster?
 
   

 


1.  My teacher is;
 
A Man A Lady  
Not Sure Indescribable  

2. My teacher wears clothes which are;
 		  
Fashionable Sensible  
Old Fashioned Outrageous  

3. When my teacher gets near me, he/she smells;
 		  
Quite Clean A Bit Musty   
Heavily Perfumed Of Rotting Flesh  

4. My teacher is;
 		  
Kind Too strict  
Stern but fair Too weak  

5. When my teacher speaks, he / she is;
 		  
Clear and Concise A bit Confusing  
Like a mad scientist Totally unintelligible  

6. When my teacher gets angry,  he / she;
 		  
Calms down quickly Stays angry until class is finished  
Starts foaming at the mouth Keeps the whole class in for detention  

7. My teacher eats his / her food;
 		  
With good manners A bit messily  
Like a cannibal Whilst shouting at other students  

8. My teachers shoes are;
 		  
Of average size A little bigger than most  
A bit smaller than average Way too big  

9. At break, my teacher;
 		  
Relaxes in the staff room Patrols the corridors  
Goes behind the bike-sheds Plugs himself / herself in to a battery
     charger		  

10. When I see my teacher outside school, he / she is;
 		  
Shopping in the Mall Out with his / her family  
Hiding behind dark corners Starring longingly into the butchers
     shop window		  

11. My teacher likes to drink;
 		  
Coffee Tea  
A strange frothy mixture Blood  

12. My teacher has;
 		  
A good hairstyle Thinning hair  
Hairy arms Hairy hands and arms  

13. I would imagine my teachers mother to be;
 		  
A kind old lady A bit of a witch  
Young for her age Like the Yeti  

14. When my teacher talks directly to me, he / she;
 		  
Talks in a gentle manner Spits as he / she speaks  
Has terrible breath Shouts uncontrollably  

15. My teachers eyes are;
 		  
Warm and comforting Cold and disturbing  
Blood shot Not like human eyes  


 

  
   
 
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