Are my parents aliens?
 
   

 


1.  My parents;
 
Talk to me so I can understand Always moan on about crazy things  
Talk to themselves Talk in a different language  

2. My parents watch TV that is;
 		  
Fun and entertaining Oh so boring  
Just news Very old fashioned  

3. When we go out as a family, my parents;
 		  
Have fun with me Try to show off in front of other
     families		  
Do crazy stunts Always insist on eating stale
     sandwiches for a picnic		  

4. My parents have house rules that are;
 		  
Fair and good Too strict  
A bit like the Adam's family Designed for another planet  

5. When my Father listens to my music he;
 		  
Shakes his head in dismay Says, "Hey this sounds like something
     from the '70's"		  
Talks about the days when he
     went to see concerts		 Dances in a totally unbelievable way  

6. When my friends come to my home, my mother;
 		  
Greets them sensibly Starts offering home baked cakes  
Insists on kissing them
     gushingly		 Always asks questions about school  

7. At Christmas time, my parents;
 		  
Always kiss under the mistletoe Continue to believe in Santa Claus  
Eat and drink too much Think it is funny to play with silly string  

8. When I want to go out my parents;
 		  
Reasonably ask me to come
     home at a fair time		 Insist on picking me up far too early  
Give me a horrendous time
     deadline		 Phone my friends parents to see
     where I am		  

9. When we go shopping for clothes my parents;
 		  
Always want to buy the
     daggiest clothes for me		 Buy the current fashions for me  
Think that fashion stopped in
     the 1970's		 Say, "I'm not paying that just for a
     brand name"		  

10. When my parents go to see my teachers they;
 		  
Always say how good I am Tell me how good they were at school  
Tell me how much they are
    paying for my education		 Say how much standards have fallen
    since their day		  

11. My Father wears clothes that are;
 		  
Good for a man of his age A little fuddy-duddy  
Like far too young for him Plain outrageous  

12. When my Mother cooks, my Father will say;
 		  
"Darling this tastes delicious" "Well, it's not bad"  
"I've tasted better" "I'm going to grab a takeaway"  

13. My Mother drives the car;
 		  
Like an F1 racing car Not very carefully  
Far too carefully A bit unpredictably  

14. When my Mother drives the car, my Father;
 		  
Grits his teeth and bares it Starts shouting uncontrollably  
Gives continuous instructions Sits in a clam manner  

15. The final question (optional)
Whilst we at Crazy Bone know you love your parents would you;
 		  
Change them for someone else Not change a thing - I love them  
Just change a little bit Change them quite a lot  


 

  
   
 
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